YOUR MEMES ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU

Chapter 93: T.ATW Group Chat (No Peeking!)

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WeChat Group [WE'RE STILL TIRED] (5)

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: I have to drop by the dorm later, but I don't have my key. Gege, can someone open the door for me?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: CuteBlush.jpg

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: kk, just shout when you get outside.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: You're up late this morning. God Xun really knows how to have a good time, huh?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: I suspect you're saying something pervy right now.

[The Sun At Dawn]: This proves our Weiwei is too cute. Who could resist the lead dancer of a top boy band?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: You people have changed. You weren't like this before.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Don't blame us. When you were sleeping yesterday, God Xun posted a moment. I even liked it.

[The Sun At Dawn]: "My Little Weilai is too clingy."

[The Sun At Dawn]: I liked it too. So did his little brother.

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: How am I clingy? He's obviously the clingy one…

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: I'll go take a look.

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: ……

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: He blocked me? I'm the only one who can't see it?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: Why didn't I know Jiang Xun was this petty before?!

[Fu Zhi]: Yeah, God Xun is really petty. If you watch his earlier tournaments, you'll see.

 

[Fu Zhi]: Chi Yunkai, the grapes you put on the living room windowsill have gone moldy. What were you thinking? Hurry up and go throw them out. [rage.jpg]

[The Sun At Dawn]: Oh, he said he wanted to make sun-dried raisins.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: [terrified.jpg] I'm going.

[Fu Zhi]: Weiwei's wedding is next week, right?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: Yep! We just finished trying on our suits today, they look super good.

[The Sun At Dawn]: Weiwei, I wrote a new song for your ceremony. It'll premiere at your wedding.

[stone]: He pulled a bunch of all-nighters to write it. The quality might be… questionable.

[The Sun At Dawn]: @stone, you're tearing me down? I'll slap your face off later.

[Fu Zhi]: We count as Gu Wei's relatives, right?

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: Of course! My mom isn't coming. You guys are my family!

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: I've decided. Tell me the whole story of how you met Jiang Xun. I'll perform a freestyle rap at your wedding.

[Fu Zhi]: Are you trying to turn Weiwei's wedding into a concert?

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Wouldn't that be great? Our Weiwei deserves the best.

[stone]: What about me? Should I perform some stand-up?

[Fu Zhi]: T.ATW's leader will take responsibility for being cool and elegant.

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: No, no, no. It's just a wedding ceremony, you guys don't have to prepare anything. Just be ready to eat a lot!

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: I'm almost at the dorm. Don't forget to open the door for me, 'kay?

[Fu Zhi]: Okay.

 

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Why do I suddenly feel like my kid is all grown up? I'm lonely.

[stone]: You worry too much. [cigarette.jpg]

[Fu Zhi]: I feel a bit lonely too.

[The Sun At Dawn]: cigarette.jpg

[stone]: Our group's best boy was stolen away by an esports god, that's all. I think we'll survive.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: I still remember when Gu Wei was only a fan of Jiang Xun's reaction memes. [cigarette.jpg]

[stone]: So this is the epic romance of our best boy and a reaction meme? [cigarette.jpg]

[Fu Zhi]: I have a question.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Go on.

[Fu Zhi]: We're all in the living room. Why are we chatting in here?

[The Sun At Dawn]: ……

[The Sun At Dawn]: Good question.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Okay, everyone cheer up. Let's game. I wanna raid.

[stone]: Let's go. It's rare for our captain to be here. T.ATW, assemble.

 

Three minutes later, at the front door of the dormitory—

"Open up!" Gu Wei wailed. "You all said you would open the door for me. Where is everyone?!"

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